3.30.2008

squeaky shoe

There once was a shoe that was squeaky,
Worn by a girl who was cheeky.
They arrived at the pub,
But here's the rub,
The others all thought it was geeky.

I am fully aware that that limerick makes little to no sense, but my favorite shoes have developed a small squeak, and i am learning to love it. . . others are not so sure they could love it.

I believe the squeak is a direct result of the 'Jules vs Puddle' incident of two days ago. . . so I cannot blame the shoe, as it was entirely my own stupidity that caused the squeak.

here is a shitty MS paint diagram on how that may have happened. . .

3.23.2008

so freakin bored out of my mind.

School's been weird crazy lately. . . but it was brought to my attention that I should update my blog. . . so here I am . . . I am not dead.

happy zombie Jebus day to all.


in honour of the occasion I stole a picture off the internet without the slightest intention of crediting the artist!

2.21.2008

Knuckle toes got us a new friend!

This is Che, he is the most awesome lizard ever! he changes colour, and eats bugs, and climbs walls, and other lizardy things; Mostly he just looks at us while we talk to him in cheesy Argentinean accents

2.14.2008

I am it again!

Abigail has tagged me for the second meme of the week, but this one is a fun one, the idea being that you grab the book closes to you, flip on over to page 123 and post sentances 5-9.

The closest book to me at that the time was my art history text (Art, A Brief History 3rd addition, Marilyn Stokstand), wich had this to say:

The Pergamon frieze is carved in high relief with deep undercutting that creates dramatic contrasts of light and shade that play over complex forms. Compositionally, the Pergamene sculptors sought to balance opposing forces in three dimentional space along diagonal lines, whereas Greek artists of the fifth century BCE sought equilibrium and control through balanced horizontals and virticals. Some figures in the Pergamon frieze even extend beyond the architectural setting onto the steps, where visitors had to pass them on their way up to the shrine (see sculptural figures at far left, fig. 5-9).

A
nd then I decided that text books shouldn't count as that was posably the most boring thing anyone has ever written, ever.

so instead I grabbed the closest non-text book, which was Go Diego Go, Rescue Truck Saves The Day, which obviously doesn't have 123 pages, so the next closest one was Self by Yann Martel:

This preluded by PMS so bad they circled at least one day a month when they would "disconnect from reality". This is an arduous feminine normality. It would push anyone to worship the goddess Anaprox. But even in these cases, I feel that the burden remains a meaningful burden.

2.13.2008

Hammurabi was totally compensating for something. . .


Is it just me, or is the blatant phallic-ness of the first known codified system of laws funny to anyone else?