gifts are grand!!!

Knuckle toes gave me a gift today!

it's a list book!

I love to write lists, lists make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. They give me a false sense of order in the chaos that I sometimes call my life. And, no matter how false that sense is, it is comforting none-the-less.

The first list in a new book is always important to me, so the moment she gave it to me I cracked it open and compiled a list of lists.

the most awesome part of this list book is the cover, as it reminds me that mother nature likes order too . . . every month like clock work she makes my cunt bleed and my emotions go crazy as if to mock me. . . hats off to you, and thank's for the pleasure, you cranky old bitch!


Abigail Road said...

I love lists too.

wench said...

liststravaganza will cover 2 triple word scores ;)

i think we should call her motherfucker nature.